it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

it's rotten work but decay is an essential part of the cycle of death and rebirth

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

*doesn't post about/draw a character for 50 years* i am basically the CEO of beinf a fan of this character

i think it really says alot about you as a person which winnie pooh character you stanned as a child

new tag game write your zodiac and which winnie the pooh character your fave was in the tags this is for science

fuck looks. relationships NEED to based on your ability to be SILLY TOGETHER!!!!!! you better be laughing together or ELSE

your not commited to each other, ur both commited to the bit!!

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: in the doomsday option, there’s a short shot of the guard at the military base reading Neil Gaiman’s own American Gods. A cute reference, to be sure, but if Neil gaiman’s work exists in this universe, then surely the book Good Omens must also exist? And even gaiman himself? What happened with the book good omens? Was the in-universe Neil gaiman just walking through soho one day just before publishing the book when he happened upon A.Z. Fell and Co., the very bookshop he had written into his and terry’s manuscript? Maybe someone set it up as a practical joke, he thinks- but that can’t be, the book hasn’t been shown to anyone besides the publishers, him, and terry. Does he go inside? Does he meet aziraphale? Did the producers even take any of this into account when they decided to put in the reference? Who knows?

gee, season 2 amnesiac gabriel, you sure look like you’re having fun looking through those books! oh, you’re reading the first lines to put them in order? nice! oh, yep, there’s the crow road, and there’s pride and prejudice, and- hey, what’s that one? “it was a nice day”? now i wonder what book that could possibly be!

i actually cannot BELIEVE good omens season 2 is happening! like for real!!! it’s not a posts from a brighter timeline post or anything!!! i may end up revisiting an old hyperfixation, darlings!!!!!

kid you are never going to be the same

Anyway if you’re from the US and you ever wanted to know what tumblr feels like from a non-USAmerican perspective (please note that the rest of the world is not a monolith either and none of these apply without exception):

• Everybody’s talking about brands and stores you’ve never seen in real life. You generally assume they exist, but they might as well be one giant prank the rest of the internet is in on.
• You find a post that just sounds wrong. It makes no sense. It’s like OP lives in a weird alternate reality. 9/10 times, it’s just some USAmerican Thing.
• You’re still not entirely sure how much an inch is. Or a foot. Or even how many of the former there are in the latter. You maybe know your height in feet and inches.
• You have no idea how much a pound is. You’d also like to know how the fuck pound shortens to lbs.
• What the fuck is “military time”
• Somebody talks about some legal process or something similar. They don’t mention which country’s legal system this pertains to. You know anyway.
• People talk about politics. None of it pertains to you. Many posts contain guilt tripping. “How can you not care about this?? Why won’t you reblog this?? People need to know this about x candidate for y position!” You’re busy trying to stay on top of the political landscape in your own country.
• You pick up some random slang from the internet. Monkey see monkey do. You’re called racist. You didn’t know it was AAVE. You learnt it from black letters on white background, not from the mouths of people whose faces you could see. How would you have known? You try to unlearn it.
• People tell you that you must publicly denounce Chick-fil-A or you’re homophobic. You don’t even know what a Chick-fil-A is.
• People say you don’t know LGBTQ+ history. What they mean is you don’t know USAmerican LGBTQ+ history. Nobody cares about your country’s history.
• You’re “called out” on using an “offensive” term. It’s (a direct translation of) a completely harmless word where you live.
• People expect you to have an idea of how far apart 2 USAmerican states are. You barely know geography past your country’s immediate neighbors.
• You randomly switch between British and American spellings. Nothing’s real and there are no rules.
• People talk about multiple hour car rides and you get twitchy just thinking about it. You suddenly understand why USAmerican cars are so big.
• Somebody talks about school shooting drills. You only ever had fire alarm drills.
• You see a cool statistic. The study’s only about the US. It’s unfortunately of no use to you.
• People misuse/misspell words and names from your native language. It’s tiring.
• (You feel sorry for the French. Nobody should be allowed to mangle the word déjà vu like that.)
• You’re still not over the fact that USAmerican school children are supposed to say that pledge thing every morning. You’re never getting over that.
• You still don’t know why the men are fresh or what the fuck a sophomore is.
• Who the fuck pays up first and then fills up gas??? That’s made up, right??
• Everybody has a weird obsession with some comfort food you’d never even heard of before you signed up here.

Fellow non-USAmericans, please add anything else you can think of.

You want to kick someone every time a man is called a brunette.

You know more about us politics then your own countries. People in your country laugh at a government official. You don’t know who that is, but you’re up to date on Florida’s legislation.

Someone online talks about the “liberals”. The post makes no sense until you realise they’re talking about the opposite side of the political spectrum than your country’s Liberal party.

Someone mentions ‘the President’, no clarification. They’re not from the USA. Neither are you. You know what he’s the President of without asking.

You click on a video. The person speaking in it has an accent similar to yours. This is novel and surprising. You won’t experience it again for months.

checking up on you

Queen and Rouxls have the dynamic ever idrk how to explain it like let me just

He's so fluid, to the effect you forget sometimes where he ends and the world begins because from your perspective they're one and the same. There's an endearing softness to him that melts into everything he does. Natural light ripples off the deepened pools of his skin far more gently than the harsh glare of reflected light off metal and when he laughs, it's different every time but he's not attuned to noticing the small discrepancies that used to meticulously run your entire life. He's fascinated with you bc one time you lifted his entire body by his dorky high heel out of Swatch's dumpster with one arm and cracked him like a whip.

She's so sturdy. Structured and armored like she's always waiting for a fight that never comes but she moves through it all with an endurance you could never hope to match with your feeble limitations. She's always got an answer for everything, and even if it makes no sense to you at all, the heat she emanates from her at the attempt to make it better is a strenuous effort you recognize and appreciate. When shit hits the fan it's her you want at your side-it takes tools you'd never be able to recognize to make her fall apart. She's fascinated by you bc one time she went through her security tapes and saw you set up an entire ass Mario Party minigame in her house just to be annoying    

do you see my vision

help-

they have my heart

*googles if the shakesperian language i write into rouxls' dialogue is grammatically correct for the express purpose of using it incorrectly because lord knows that man doesn't know Shitteth From Fucketh*

for everyone asking for what article this is i actually went back and found it again and you'll never guess who it's about